Yet another intern!!

I've recently acquired a fascination for politics. My commutes have been filled with the rhetoric of Rush Limbaugh and Hannity. Although, I cannot agree with everything they speak,I still find them entertaining at least. Rush recently discussed the 2008 Presidential race. He was commenting on a Clinton vs. Condi race.

I was struck by this thought, a thought one should not contemplate while driving 15 miles per hour over the speed limit on a perfect race track two lane road.

Let's, for entertainment sake, say Hillarious Clinton is elected to the Oval Office. If I'm not mistaking that would make Hill Billy Clinton the "First Gentlemen." With this comes many responsibilities, such as:

1. hosting during receptions at the Presidential residence;
2. advocating on behalf of public causes and charities;
3. accompanying their spouse in official travel abroad;
4. State functions and other like duties.

Will the "First Gentleman" have an intern to assist in his affairs (no pun intended)? Will it be Monica Lewinsky? Will the new President allow such an assistant for her adulterous husband? Will there be new legislation passed down by the White House?

Then it raises the question, what will occupy Hill Billy while his wife negotiates nuclear treaties with Russia? Will he have tea and vodka with Putin's significant other? Will he have sexual relations with Putin's significant other?

For the conspiracy theorist's, will he use this as a way to acquire a third term in the office legally? Or better yet, will this be Hillarious' third term? Time will only tell. Until then, Da sveedaneeya!! Pratty